Yo mama jokes

Best 20 yo mama jokes on the net

A funny and dirty collection of the top 20 insulting yo mama jokes on the web. If you want to insult a friend, or his mom, this is the way to get into trouble. Yo mama jokes, have a few good names, also called your mama jokes, your momma jokes or yo momma jokes – They are all the same. Insulting!

Yo mama jokes 1 – 10

1. Yo mama so fat, she uses ski pants as a g-string.
2. Yo mama so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
3. Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!” after her.
4. Yo mama so fat, when she jumps off the deck, people yell “LAND AHOY!”
5. Yo mama so fat, she pays tax in three countries.
6. Yo mama so fat, she has her own area code.
7. Yo mama so fat, you can see her from the moon.
8. Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Nutella!
9. Yo mama so fat, she’d get stuck in a black hole.
10. Yo mama so fat, if she’d have went to the Pacific Ocean, she’d have created an independent country.


Yo mama jokes 11 – 20

11. Yo mama so ugly, people hang pictures of her in the basement to keep rats away!
12. Yo mama so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
13. Yo mama so fat, you have to make a line on her back to see if she’s walking or rolling.
14. Yo mama so fat, when she gets on the scale, it shows her phone number.
15. Yo mama so fat, when she irons her pants, she has to do it on the freeway.
16. Yo mama so fat, she buys tampons at the carpet store.
17. Yo mama so fat, she can kickstart at space shuttle!
18. Yo mama so fat, she eats breakfast from a TV dish.
19. Yo mama so fat, not even Bill Gates could afford to get her a fat suction.
20. Yo mama so fat, the only one she can walk down the street with is Kevin James.

In common for the above, they are very funny jokes and will make you laugh and be prepared for insulting. In common they are all funny, insulting and outright laughable. Enjoy! If you know any other yo moma jokes (or your momma jokes, yo momma jokes or your mama jokes) – Let us know.