Nigger jokes

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What are nigger jokes, what makes nigger jokes so funny and why do they exist?
Racist jokes (here referring to jokes about people with darker skin) have existed since people started to notice the differences and similarities (albeit stereotypical), which for some have created a feeling of ethnic identity. Jokes are used to describe and simplify differences and similarities between different identities (not just ethnic ones) and another purpose of such jokes is to maintain and strengthen the feeling of one’s own identity. 

It might be the case that ethnic humor and jokes of this kind aid people in dealing with hostility in a verbal way instead of a physical one. However, these remarks also strengthen some stereotypes, and at times some people have this as an intention – something which is ABSOLUTELY NOT the intention of these texts.
Nigger jokes can often be seen as hate speech and sometimes words like race are used and a common categorization is “racist jokes”.

As the public opinion has focused a lot on racism these days, jokes about niggers (along with other ethnic jokes) have become all the less acceptable. It can however generally be stated that is seen as dangerous if one ethnic group would make jokes about another, i.e. if a white person makes jokes about Asians or if an Asian is making jokes about people with darker skin.

It is the case that stereotypes ought to include a bit of truth in order to be perceived as funny. However, research done implies that this is not the case in regards to racist jokes, in the same way as with jokes that fall within other categories.

The most accepted theory in regards to ethnic humor regularly investigates regularities in traditions and anecdotes regarding different countries, in order to be able to make jokes about such mattes. Professor Aces Christie Davies presented his arguments in his article “Ethnic jokes, moral values and social borders”, which was published in 1982.

1. Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
– Because everyone has something good within them.

2. Name five white parts of a nigger.
– The palm, the foot sole, the eyes, the teeth and the owner.

3. What is the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
– You take your shoes of before stepping on a trampoline.

4. When can a nigger no longer run?
– When the chain tightens.

5. What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
– A stick with shit!

6. A nigger says to his doctor: “Each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.”
– Yes, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.

7. A nigger walks into the employment agency.
– I’m looking for work, can you help me?
– Yes, what would you say if I proposed doctor, accountant or lawyer?…
– You are not taking me seriously!
– No, but you are the one who started!

8. Why do niggers hate God?
– Everyone with pubic hair on the head does that.

9. Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please”
The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”

10. A nigger stands next to dog poo, when a white man approaches him and asks: “Has your son melted?”

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11. How many niggers does it take to walk a dog?
– None, the nigger is the one wearing the leash.

12. What is the difference between a nigger and an onion?
– You do not cry when you cut a nigger.

13. What do you call two niggers on a scooter?
– Organized crime.

14. What is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
– The bucket.

15. What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
– It is a disaster if a ship with niggers sink.
– It is a catastrophe if they have learned how to swim.

16. Why was white chocolate invented?
– So that the niggers shall not bite themselves in their own fingers when they eat chocolate.

17. Why do niggers get so many children?
– Because they get them on the black market!

18. Why is the Koran so thick?
– It is meant to contain all the information about subsidies.

19. How do you prevent a nigger from drowning?
– You remove the foot from his head.

20. Where can you be sure to find a nigger’s finger prints?
– In the nose.
 

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21. How do you get a nigger to stop smoking?
– You pull him out of the fire.

22. What do you get if you take a nigger and shove 12 warning triangles up his arse?
– A toblerone.

23. What does a chain saw in Mississippi say?
RUUUUUN! – nigger nigger nigger…

24. What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a black woman?
– 50 kg and a flowery dress.

25. How do niggers get children?
– The men skeet on the wall and let the flies take care of the rest.

26. Name five things a nigger does not have in common with E.T!
– E.T. was better looking, he had his own bicycle, he came alone, he learned the language and he really wanted to go back home again!!!