Mexican Jokes

Selected mexican jokes

Selection of 30 brilliant mexican jokes. They are funny jokes, racist jokes and just the best on the internet. Feel free to browse through down the list, and get ready to laugh.

Mexican jokes 1-5

1.
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
– So they can drive with handcuffs on

2.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
– Somebody too lazy to steal.

3.
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
– Jail

4.
What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem.
What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem.
What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
– Problem solved

5.
Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
– They jumped the border

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Mexican jokes 6-10

6.
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
– So they have a place to keep their taco.

7.
What do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
– They both take your money and don’t work.

8.
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
– Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.

9.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
– They don’t work in the future either!

10.
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
– Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

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Mexican jokes 11-15

11.
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
– Unemployed.

12.
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
– Through the window.

13.
How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only Mexicans do that kind of job.

14.
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
– Cause nobody will look for them?

15.
Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
– They both run jump shoot and steal

Mexican jokes 16-20

16.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
– Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

17.
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport?
– Cross Country.

18.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
– Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

19.
How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
– Put everthing on the top shelf.

20.
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
– One can raise a child.

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Mexican jokes 21-25

21.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
– Cross country

22.
Why cant mexicans play uno?
– Because they always steal the green card

23.
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
– A cop

24.
Why doesn’t the border have electric wires?
– Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.

25.
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
– Society.

Mexican jokes 26-30

26.
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
– Baked beans

27.
What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
– A pizza can feed a family of four

28.
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
– Promoted

29.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
– Steal a chicken

30.
Why don’t mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
– Because it says no trespassing

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