Knock knock jokes

A selection of the 20 funniest knock knock jokes on the internet. We are confident that you will read them with a big smile on your face.
Knock knock jokes are used by both children and adults as a play with words. Read them and see if you agree with our selection

Knock knock jokes 1-5

1.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

2.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock knock jokes 6-10

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6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

9.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

10.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock knock jokes 11-15

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11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!

12.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

13.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

14.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me.

15.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!

Knock knock jokes 16-20

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16.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

17.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

18.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!

19.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!

20.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
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