Funny riddles

Here you will find many funny riddles with answers that will make you ponder. Some are hard riddles, others are easy riddles – All of them have clever answers that will make you laugh.

Funny riddles with answers 1-5

1. Breakfast
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
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Lunch and dinner!

2. Apples
How many apples grow on a tree?
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All apples grow on trees

3. Truck driver
A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him.Why didn’t the police officer stop him?
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He was walking…

4. Amish guy
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
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A mechanic.

5. Can misery
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
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“Damn! – Foil again.”

Funny riddles with answers 6-10

6. Fox’s dilemma
How far can a fox run into a grove?
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Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!

7. Traveller
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
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A stamp.

8. Bananza
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
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Just one — after that, it’s not empty anymore”

9. Two Tuesdays?
A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
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His horse is named Tuesday!

10. Numbers dressing
What did zero say to eight?
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“Nice belt!”