Chuck Norris Jokes
We have read all Chuck Norris jokes on the internet, and below you find the 30 most hilarious jokes about Chuck Norris and his doings.
Chuck Norris Jokes 1-5
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Tornados have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is comming
Chuck Norris ordered a Double Whopper at a Taco Bell, and got it!
As an infant, Chuck Norris’ parents gave him a toy hammer. Chuck Norris gave the world Stonehenge…
Chuck Norris once wrote a biography about his life. Today, that biography is known as the Encyclopedia
Chuck Norris Jokes 6-10
Chuck Norris fell off his bike once, and the road got Chuck rash
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope
Chuck Norris cuts his scissors, using his hair
Chuck Norris can make lemonade out of apples
If Chuck Norris kills Kenney, he stays dead
Chuck Norris Jokes 11-15
They were going to put Chuck Norris face on mt. Rushmore, but stopped as the granite rock wasn’t strong enough!
Gambling is addicted to Chuck Norris because he always wins
Popeye ate spinach – Chuck Norris ate Popeye
Chuck Norris can drible a basketball under water
Chuck Norris can complete an 18-hole golf course in nine strokes
Chuck Norris Jokes 16-20
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris Jokes 21-25
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris Jokes 26-30
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Jokes – Bonus jokes
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
– He was the force.
Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
– I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
– Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs)
– How do you think the earth spins?