Black Jokes

The 20 funniest black jokes

We have read through 1000s of black jokes, and selected the 20 best and funniest black jokes out there. You will cry your pants off. The jokes are racist jokes, but we are not racists, we just want people to have a good time, and laugh.

Black jokes 1-5

1. Crash and burn
What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
– A bus full of black people going over a cliff.

2. Pregnancy
How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
– When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.

3. Abortion
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
– A member of Crimestoppers of America.

4. Unemployment
What’s long and black?
– The unemployment line.

5. Whale shit
Why don’t sharks eat black people?
– They think its whale shit!

Black jokes 6-10

6. School
What’s long and hard on a black guy?
– First grade.

7. Sex
What do black men get after sex?
– 15 years to life.

8. Neighborhood
How are black people and tornadoes similar?
– It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

9. Jail time
Why do all black people run fast?
– Because all the slow ones are in jail.

10. Monkeys
Why do monkeys always look so sad?
– They know they’ll be black one day.

Black jokes 11-15

11. Keep it hanging
What’s the similarities between an apple and a black person?
– They both look good hanging from trees.

12. Hate them black people
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
– His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
– His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
– The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

13. Black jokes or Jewish jokes
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
– “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

14. The reverse
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
– The NBA.

15. Harlem
What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
– Father’s Day.

Black jokes 16-20

16. Real black men
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”.
– So he stabs her and takes her purse.

17. Problem solving
What do you call one black guy on the moon?
– A problem.
What do you call two black guys on the moon?
– A problem
What do you call the entire race of black guys on the moon?
– A problem solved.

18. Evolution
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked “Are you following me?”
– “No”, I said “You’ve got evolution all mixed up.”

19. Sex
Why does afro-Americans always have sex on their minds?
– Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

20. Batman
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
– Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.